Sunday, 20 May 2012

Golf Players Fun

A couple plays golf. To their shock just severed a golf ball flies through a window. The couple is aware of the blame goes immediately into the house to the owner to be informed. Both cry out, but nobody answers. You go into the room where the broken window and see a broken vase, next to a man with a turban on his head. "Are you the owner of the house?"

"No, I'm 1,000 years locked up in this vase, but somebody shot this golf ball through that window, it knocked over the vase, and now I am free!", Then responds to the spirit.

The husband, not stupid questions, right away: "Oh, they're a genie!"

"Correct."

"I will fulfill two requirements. Because I'm stingy, I reserve the third for me."

Okay, thinks the husband and says the same: "Super Well, I want a tax-free annual income of 1,000,000 €,!"

"If done. Your second wish?"

"Always great food!"

"This is also done."

Now my request: "I've seen in 1000 years no female, let alone reached let me go to bed with your wife."

The couple agrees and a few minutes later, this strong woman and spirit, while the husband devotes his golf game again.

"How old is your husband?" asks the ghost.

"35!" replies the woman.

"And because he still believes in genies?"