The Pope lives in a vacuum.
In France it has executed the criminals before the gelatin.
My dad is a biscuits. He deserves a lot of money in the stock market.
For us men should marry only one wife. This is called monotony.
With us, everyone has their own room. Only Daddy does not always have to sleep with the mummy.
The fish lay off corpses in order to multiply.
Garden gnomes have red caps, so they will not run over the lawn mowing.
Men can not marry men, because then no one can wear the wedding dress.
Life insurance is the money that you get when you survive a fatal accident.
On weekends, Dad became winners in the rabbit show.
My parents only buy the gray toilet paper, because that was already used once and is good for the environment.
Actually, adopt better. Since the parents can pick their children and not have to take what they get.
Adam and Eve lived in Paris.
During the week, God lives in heaven. Only Sunday, he comes into the church.
My brother has fallen from the tree and had a Gehirnverschüttung.
The northern hemisphere rotates opposite to the southern hemisphere.
If you want to have children, you have to either make or sex marriage.
Getting married is not so bad. A bit of sex, but otherwise it goes ...
Love always finds a hidden no matter how good you look.
When women gotten too much male seed, you grow little beards.
Cows can not walk fast, so they do not spill their milk.
Earthworms can not bite because they have front and rear tail only.
A peach is like an apple with carpet on it.
If you eat sick cows, you're gonna get ISDN.
The fish fingers are long dead They can not swim.
I'm not baptized, but vaccinated.
Once the people have ceased to be a monkey, they were Egyptians.
In Leipzig, many composers and artists who lived and strangled.
The train stopped with a screech of brakes and the passengers evacuated on the platform.
Besides the state rooms were also heated knight woman.
All the world listened as 1642 Luther nailed his 95 prostheses to the Castle Church in Wittenberg.
Caesar made the stock stood at attention in full and all his men.
Graf Zeppelin was the first who sailed in different directions ...
The pasture is located high in the mountains. There is the shepherd and the farmer. In the spring becomes distended, abortions in the fall.
Our school was once an orphanage. Reminded of the entrance, a hewn woman, a boy at the front and rear receives a girl.
A Catholic sister can not escape because she has to live his life in the monastery.
The power of water is so powerful that even the strongest man can not hold it.
We went to the zoo. It was a big monkey in a cage. My uncle was also there.
The reckless Viehbrigadier had run over with his cart the whole fence. The pig could only be captured later.
With a strong, large beam give the firefighters from their water.
The Minister of Agriculture could meet the farmers, because the pigs were eating too much.
At the Red Cross is dedicated to the men and women love. Some do it for free, others get paid.
Where now stand the ruins once stood proud and damsels waiting for their extended Knight.
It was a powerful demonstration. The marketplace was crowded with people. Planted in the side streets, men and women continues.
In Lapland, 2 kinds of people live. The rich cloth reindeer ride in the sidecar, the poor rags to walk. Hence the name Footwraps. There, too, people live very close together. Hence the saying: It läppert together.
The matches must be well hidden, so they have no small children.
My aunt gave me a piggy bank. She was a pig. She had two slots. Back for one's paper, and the front's hard for. .... and we went with our teacher walks in the park. Opposite the park was a house where the mothers give birth to their children. A uterus looked out the window and waved to us with joy.
Spring is the first of the four seasons. In the spring lay the eggs and potato farmers.
Uncle of the pig was brought into the barn and there unceremoniously slaughtered by his grandfather.
8 days ago my father sat a tame goldfinch on the head ...
This was just on my way to work.
When our dog started barking at night, my mother went out and nursed him. The neighbors would otherwise have excited.
14 days ago there was in the business of my aunt's a fight because of a waitress who was propagated on the road.
My aunt was in so much joint pain that she could barely lift his arms above his head. With her legs it went well.
Last Sunday my father came home very late. He had gone in the city park.
The figure skater turned her pirouettes, while her skirt lifted in its own wind.
The women's equality was realized. This also applies to traffic. Here too, it takes the same position.
The people were once not so old, even though they had less traffic.
Now tell hid behind a bush, pulled the trigger and the work of emancipation was done.
At the pond was a maid and was milking a cow. In the water it was vice versa.
The horses wore rosettes in the national colors at the head of the cookware and the tails. Each man was similarly decorated.