Saturday, 19 May 2012

Laughing trick for Children


It is the old Jacob, who calls his son in Paris and who said
- David, I must confess something. And this is something that can not be discussed. I'll mention this because you are the eldest and you need to know. This is ... my decision is made, your mother and I are going to divorce!
The son falls when he heard it and immediately he asked his father:
- Why? What has happened? You have played? ...
- I do not want to talk about it. And anyway my decision is irrevocable!
- But Dad, you can not decide offhand to divorce mom after 54 years of marriage! Tell me, what has happened?
- It would give me too much worth talking about. I've just called to tell you because you are my son, and I thought you had to be aware of. Now, I want us to stop talking about this. You just call your sister and tell him if you want, it will save me the trouble of doing
- But ... Where is Mommy? Do I talk to him?
- No. She is not there. And I do not yet spoken to him about it. Believe me, it was not an easy decision. It's more me than I ponder this, but this time my decision is made. I have already made an appointment with the lawyer!
- Daddy, do not get carried away please. I take the TGV and I first arrived. Do nothing rash in the meantime.
- Hmmm okay. * Tomorrow is Passover, I will postpone the appointment with the lawyer. Now, your sister called and discussed it with her. I no longer talk about it over the phone!
Half an hour later, Jacob received a call from her daughter who said she and her brother take the train and will arrive tomorrow. The girl says:
- David told me that you did not want to talk about it over the phone, then it comes. In return, promise to do nothing and say nothing until we got!
Jacob and promises his daughter. Then he raccorche, then he turns to his wife and said with laugh:
- Good. It worked for this year, but I do not know how you do it for them to come next year.