The teacher stands before her class and asks Johnny: "There are 6 birds on a fence, you shoot, there are 2 dead, how many birds there are remaining on". Johnny replies, "No, ma'am, because the other birds will fly from the fire." "No, Johnny, the answer is 4, but the way you think I like". Asks Johnny: "Teacher, I have a question for you: Three women eating ice cream ... the first licks the ice cream, the second sucks on the ice and the third bites it. How can you see any woman married ". The teacher is a bit red and then says: "The woman who sucks her ice cream." "No," said Johnny, "it is the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but the way you think I like".
