Schroeder, Lafontaine and fishermen have crashed on a vacation trip by plane to the Congo. They are captured by cannibals. The chief of the cannibals says to them: I am giving you the freedom when you bring me 100 fruit or fruit of a variety. The three make their way and collect fruits. First comes back with 100 Lafontaine berries. The chief says to him: If you look all the berries in a row can slide in the ass, then I leave you free '. Lafontaine begint 1, 2, 3, .... Made 98, 99, 100. A few minutes later, Fischer comes with 100 peanuts. When the chief again called his last condition, he begins: 1, 2, 3, ... 98, 99 ... suddenly starts Joschka out laughing: I can not go. I give up '. The chief looks at him quizzically, Why then calculated as close to the finish? Joschka tells him: Take a look over there, because Gerhard comes with 100 melons under your arm.